Subject: Car Keys
Several days ago as I left a meeting, I desperately gave myself a pat
down looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I
realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for
the parking lot. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to
lose them. As I burst back out through the doors, I came to a
terrifying conclusion. The parking lot was empty.I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed
that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I
made the most difficult call of all, I called my wife,…”Honey,” I
stammered. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped but
then I heard her voice. “Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and
get me.

“She retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car.”

Yep it’s getting like that. The golden years

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